"Partial to You (A Multiple Regression Love Song)"

Words & music © 2010,2011,2013 Lawrence Mark Lesser; all rights reserved


I feel young when you’re near me: 

I regress easily!

My age held constant by all you do —

I’m partial to you.


My old “(e)x”, I sent back ‘cause

We were unstable from too much overlap.

Then you brought so much new—

I’m partial to you.



Love explained can’t be denied:

Our fit makes R-square high.

We’re homoskedastic and normal, too—

I’m partial to you…. partial to you.