"Hotel Infinity"
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lyric © 2000 Lawrence Mark Lesser
May be sung to the tune of
 the Eagles’ “Hotel California” (by Don Felder, Don Henley, Glenn Frey),
the 6.5 minute #1 hit from the #1 album of the same title that came out in 1976

On a dark desert highway -- not much scenery
Except this long hotel   stretchin’ far as I could see.
Neon sign in front     read “No Vacancy,”
But it was late and I was tired, so I went inside to plea.

The clerk said, “No problem.  Here’s what can be done--
We’ll move those in a room    to the next higher one.
That will free up the first room    and that’s where you can stay.”
I tried understanding that    as I heard him say:

 CHORUS:  “Welcome to the HOTEL called INFINITY --
 Where every room is full      (every room is full)
Yet there’s room for more.
 Yeah, plenty of room at the HOTEL called INFINITY --
 Move ‘em down the floor     (move em’ down the floor)
To make room for more.”

I’d just gotten settled, I’d finally unpacked
When I saw 8 more cars   pull into the back.
I had to move to room 9; others moved up 8 rooms as well.
Never more will I confuse     a Hilton with a Hilbert Hotel!

My mind got more twisted when I saw a bus without end
With an infinite number of riders  coming up to check in.
“Relax,” said the nightman.  “Here’s what we’ll do:
Move to the double of your room number:
      that frees the odd-numbered rooms.”    (Repeat Chorus)

Last thing I remember at the end of my stay--
It was time to pay the bill but I had no means to pay.
The man in 19 smiled, “Your bill is on me.
20 pays mine, and so on, so you get yours for free!”

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  a somewhat more streamlined version I sing live is:

"Hotel (Called) Infinity"
all rights reserved
lyric © 2000, 2012 Lawrence Mark Lesser

On a dark desert highway -- not much scenery
Except this long hotel   stretchin’ far as I could see.
Neon sign in front     read “No Vacancy,”
But it was late and I was tired, so I went inside to plea.

The clerk said, “No problem.  Here’s what can be done--
We’ll move those in a room    to the next higher one.
That will free up the first room    and that’s where you can stay.”
I tried understanding that    as I heard him say:

CHORUS:  “Welcome to the HOTEL called INFINITY --
Where every room is full      (every room is full)
Yet there’s room for more.
Yeah, plenty of room at the HOTEL called INFINITY --
 Move ‘em down the floor     (move em’ down the floor)
To make room for more.”

My mind got more twisted when I saw a bus without end
With an infinite number of riders  coming up to check in.
“Relax,” said the nightman.  “You each will move
To the double of your room number to free the odd-numbered rooms.”   

Last thing I remember at the end of my stay--
It was time to pay the bill but I had no means to pay.
The man in room three smiled, “Your bill is on me.
Four pays mine, and so on, so you get yours for free!” (Repeat Chorus)

Here at the hotel called infinity!