"The Gambler"

lyric © 2001, 2009 Lawrence Mark Lesser; all rights reserved
May be sung to the tune of the Don Schlitz song of the same title (which yielded Kenny Rogers a  #1 country hit, signature song, and TV mini-series), and here are some accompaniment options I found online:

http://midi.homemusician.net/files/kenny_rogers/the_gambler.mid

http://www.hamienet.com/midi4642_Gambler-The.html
http://kariokebar.com/sound/T/the-gambler_kenny_rogers.mid.

On a warm summer's evenin', on a train bound for nowhere,
I met up with a gambler --   we were both too tired to sleep.
So he told me how he planned winnin’ lottery prizes
‘Til, as a math teacher, I just had to speak:

“Son, I’ve made a life out of readin’ students’ faces,
Checkin’ comprehension by the way they held their eyes.
And I can see your blackboard is erased in some places--
Give me some peanuts and I’ll give ya some advice.

And you track those weekly draws, you say ya got a system--
You call some numbers “hot”, you deem others “due”;
But I insist, they each have the same chance--
If you’re gonna play the game, boy, ya gotta know what’s true!

CHORUS:  You gotta know when you pick ‘em, what’s superstition,
Know what is strategy and know when there’s none!

You never try to learn this at the 7-11:

Take the time right now for learnin’ when the singin’s done!

Now all sets of numbers are equally unlikely,
More rare than death by lightning, still there’s somethin’ you should know;
If you should happen  to win that big jackpot,
You’ll win more money if you picked it all alone!

So avoid those numbers that more folks are playin’:
Like sevens and birthdays  and sequences, too.
‘Til this song gets famous, you’ll have the advantage--
Maybe you’ll thank me with a share of your loot!”     (Repeat Chorus)

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