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CD:  
I appreciate the many inquiries about this (and certainly have abundant quality  material) and will post word here when I secure all needed resources and approvals to make one.  (Anyone out there know a top music entertainment lawyer or educational publisher interested in being part of this?)

Here are some options in the meantime:  (1) give yourself (or students) permission to sing the lyrics a capella, (2) share the spotlight with musically inclined students in your classroom who can provide the accompaniment on appropriate instruments, (3) get a vocals-removed karaoke disc of the original tune and sing (and/or have students sing) the math lyrics instead, (4) make your own karaoke like L. Williams does or (5) bring me to your school!

PERMISSIONS:
For my lyrics listed here, teachers do not need permission to use them as is for their own classroom,
as long as they include the statement "Lyrics copyright Lawrence Mark Lesser.  All rights reserved."  Those interested in other uses (including any sales or republication in any form, including print or Internet) or other lyrics need to discuss and obtain prior permission from me.  You may put a link on your own webpage that goes to this site without prior permission (though I’d appreciate your dropping me an email to let me know for my own interest).  For publicity purposes, you are welcome to use the photo or bio information from my website. 

 

Greatest LESSER Hits!

“American Pi” -- presents historical highlights (and a mnemonic for the first 6 significant figures) of the number pi, ranging from an implied value in the Bible to the Indiana legislature’s 1897 consideration of a bill that declared pi equal to 4 [see Arthur Hallerberg's article "Indiana's Squared Circle" in the May 1977 Mathematics Magazine and Lesser’s article “Slices of Pi: Rounding Up Ideas for Celebrating Pi Day in the Fall 2004 Texas Mathematics Teacher ], and may be sung to the tune of Don McLean’s #1 hit “American Pie.”  The Math Forum lists it (click here or here) as a great song for "PI DAY" (3/14), as does the March 2005 issue of MAA Focus!   Various versions and updates appear in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher, March 2003 Pi in the Sky (www.pims.math.ca/pi/), September 2005 Journal of Irreproducible Results, February 2006 MAA Math Horizons, and in the 2004 Prometheus book by Posamentier and Lehmann entitled Pi: A Biography of the World’s Most Mysterious Number, pp. 135-6.  Check out this rockin’ rendition performed in 2006 by Calvin Coolidge (a band of Clevelanders in high school at the time!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll_45NomcFk or http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9202713347829076799&hl=en; for more pi fun, see www.math.utep.edu/Faculty/lesser/piday.html.  A couple of choruses are sung as the “finale” to the “Joy of Pi” lecture (lecture #12 of the 24-lecture “Joy of Mathematics” course #1411) recorded by Dr. Art Benjamin for The Teaching Company.

The Gambler addresses strategies and myths for playing a state lottery, and may be sung to the tune of the same-titled Don Schlitz song that yielded Kenny Rogers a #1 country hit and TV miniseries. [My interest in finding creative ways to educate general audiences about the lottery dates back to a highly-publicized (all the way to CNN Headline News!) course I created on the psychology and probability underlying the then-new Texas Lottery; see articles in November 1997 Spreadsheet User and August 28, 1993 Austin American-Statesman].  Appears in Winter 2002 Stats and January 2005 Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Hotel Infinity”   – was used as a metaphor by German mathematician David Hilbert near the start of the 1900's to help clarify paradoxes about infinity that had emerged, and may be sung to the tune of the (also surreal) #1 hit by The Eagles that was the title cut off their #1 album Hotel California. [I was inspired by the Eagles' song and by Ian Stewart's "Hilbert's Hotel" story in the December 1998 New Scientist].  Appears in November 2004  The Journal of Irreproducible Results, May 2001 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal,  the 2005 A.K. Peters book by Len Wapner (on paradoxical results such as the Banach-Tarski Theorem) The Pea and the Sun: A Mathematical Paradox -- it got a good review in: http://plus.maths.org/issue36/reviews/book2/), and the October 2006 American Mathematical Monthly.

Average Love Songs educates about the mean while making commentary on typical love songs on mainstream pop radio.  May be sung to the tune of the #1 Paul McCartney hit “Silly Love Songs”.  Appears in September 2005 Amstat News and November 2005 Journal of Irreproducible Results.

We Will Graph You! / We Are the Mathletes! – “We Will Graph You” encourages students step-by-step to graph a given function (there's a version for "general form" parabolas and a version adapted from a John A. Carter lyric for "slope-intercept form" lines) as they chant over the pound-pound-clap rhythmic pattern (an algo-rhythm?) of Queen’s #4 hit “We Will Rock You!”  On March 31, 2002, my quadratic version was republished to accompany a story in the Herald Sun, the largest-selling newspaper in Australia! Appears in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher.  “We are the Mathletes” is an anthem to celebrate student accomplishment or rally them before a big test, and appears in the May 2007 Mathematics Teaching in the Middle School.

• “Domain and Range” -- helps students keep in mind a function’s possible “inputs” and “outputs,” and may be sung to the tune of the traditional 19th-century (pre-Billboard charts!) Western song “Home on the Range.” [you can hear a radio performance of this song that Lesser performed during a live appearance (archived at www.webct.com; you can skip to the 47th minute to hear the song: http://hollywood.webct.com:10000/ramgen/mathmedley/mathmed092300.rm) on "Math Medley," a weekly hour-long talkradio show broadcast live on AM radio in Arizona and New England and on Internet radio www.renaissanceradio.com worldwide! will be archived on an NSF website]  Appears in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher.

• “Fifty Ways to Work a Problem” -- reminds students that real-life problem solving follows a general strategy (i.e., G. Polya's 4 steps as paraphrased in the chorus) but can be carried out in many ways, and may be sung to the tune of Paul Simon’s (only solo) #1 hit “Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover.” [ note:  Simon's lyric lends itself to being parodied also to teach specific bits of content, as illustrated by Dan Kalman in the Nov. 1993 College Mathematics Journal or David Morgereth in the Oct. 2001 Mathematics Teacher] Appears in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher.

Check Your Work reminds all of us (from student to teacher to NASA contractor!) of something important to do, and may be sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad". (also published in songsforteaching.com). Appears in Winter 2002 [Georgia Council of Teachers of Mathematics] Reflections.

Circle Song helps secondary school students distinguish and recall the two most common formulas associated with circles.  Appears in Fall 2004 Texas Mathematics Teacher, which is available at http://www.tenet.edu/tctm/downloads/TMT_Fall_04.pdf; for more pi fun, see www.math.utep.edu/Faculty/lesser/piday.html

“On Top of a Fractionreinforces conceptual understanding of fractions, while making connections to language and time signature.  May be sung to the tune of the folk song “On Top of Old Smokey.”  Appears in fall 2007 Noticias de TODOS  (News from TODOS: Mathematics for ALL).

• “From a Distance” -- explains how some features of a graph are revealed and others concealed when viewed “from a distance,” and may be sung to the tune of the Grammy-winning song written by Julie Gold that was a #2 hit for Bette Midler.  [I was inspired to connect views of world harmony to views of a graph by a writing-to-learn exercise in an algebra textbook (Wells and Schmitt 1996, p. 321) which asked students to connect the opening line of Gold's song with the fact that the graphs of y = x7 and y = x7 - 3x6 + x5  look similar from a distance.]  Appears in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher and in December 2005 American Mathematical Monthly.

Stairway to Seven” explores a rich variety of mathematical and real-world connections to the number 7, and may be sung to the tune of Jimmy Page and Robert Plant's (7-verse) song "Stairway to Heaven," the Led Zeppelin song that has been played most on the radio.  Appears in August 2001 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal and in the May/June 2007 MAA FOCUS (just before 7/7/07!).  As Monte Zerger says in the March 2002 College Mathematics Journal (p. 74):  "A mathematical exploration into the 'life' of a natural number can not only be an entertaining and refreshing diversion, it can lead to engaging questions and unexpected discoveries as well." (Note: in fall 2008, MAA launched: http://maanumberaday.blogspot.com/) 

Eight is So Neat explores a rich variety of mathematical and real-world connections to the number 8, and may be sung to the tune of the 1965 #1 hit “Eight Days a Week” by John Lennon & Paul McCartney.  Appears in the August 2008 issue of Mathematics Teacher (just before 8/8/08!).

Birthday Song contrasts the often confused events of "some people matching" with "someone matches with ME" [see my article about the Birthday Problem in the May 1999 Mathematics Teacher], and may be sung to the tune of Mildred J. Hill and Patty Smith Hill’s “Happy Birthday to You”. Appears in Winter 2002 Stats.

• “Taking Leave of Our Census”-- summarizes the recent controversy about statistically adjusting America’s decennial census for undercount, and may be sung to the tune of John Denver’s #1 hit “Annie’s Song” [As the sole staff statistician for the Texas Legislative Council during their redistricting project in 1990-91,  I utilized Census data and gained context to appreciate some of the issues recently raised about statistical adjustment for undercount.]  Appears in Winter 2002 Stats and Autumn 2001 Teaching Statistics.

• “Statistician’s BLUEs” is a statistician’s “breakup” song pun-ctuated with stats terms (12-bar blues music and lyrics by Lesser). Appears in Winter 2002 Stats, June 2008 Journal of Irreproducible Results, and April 2007 MAA Math Horizons.

Imaginary addresses students' common initial question about the usefulness of imaginary numbers, and may be sung to the tune of John Lennon's #3 hit "Imagine." [my lyric was inspired by reviewing Paul J. Nahin's  An Imaginary Tale: The Story of i for the October 1999 Mathematics Teacher.]  Appears in April 2000 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal.

• “Knowin’ Induction” introduces the technique of mathematical induction to students, adapted with permission from a lyric by Dane R. Camp (in his fun 1998 ICTM booklet) and may be sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Blowin’ in the Wind" (a #2 hit for Peter Paul & Mary).  Appears in April 2000 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal and September 2005 MAA Math Horizons.

• “What P-Value Means” is a quick (10 seconds) catchy way (sung to the tune of “Row, Row, Row Your Boat”) to remember just that:  “It is key to know what p-value means. It’s the chance / with the null / you obtain / data that’s / at least that extreme.”  Appears in Spring 2007 Teaching Statistics and fall 2007 (issue 48) Stats.  Also, this song and several other statistics songs appear in the CAUSEWeb fun resources collection.

• “The Way I Learn Best” -- allows students to express their learning style and experiences in mathematics [it could be adapted for other subjects also] as they fill in the blanks of the script and then may sing it to the tune of Suzanne Vega’s Grammy-nominated #5 hit “Luka.” Appears in May 2000 Mathematics Teacher.

• “Music of the Spheres” was inspired by the so-named Pythagorean idea (also referred to centuries later by others such as Maimonides and Kepler) that each planet contributed a particular "note" (based on ratios of small whole numbers) to the grand harmony of the universe (lyrics and music written by Lesser).  Appears in March 1999 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal and May 2006 American Mathematical Monthly.

• “Cantor's Coat” concisely depicts the stark challenges that mathematician faced during his life (lyrics and music written by Lesser). [inspired by reading  J. W. Dauben's Georg Cantor: His Mathematics and Philosophy of the Infinite.  Princeton University Press, 1979] Appears in March 1999 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal.

• “Your Body is a Numberlandintegrates the wonders of math and the body and may be sung to John Mayer’s #3 hit (“Your Body is a Wonderland”, which won him a Grammy in 2003).  The high school students I taught got me to listen to Mayer’s music, which gave me the opportunity to parody a more current hit (my version is more discreet than Mayer’s).  Appears in March 2005 Journal of Irreproducible Results.

Not Even!” is an “odd” rap giving (upper elementary school and up) students a fun way to explore mathematical and real world connections with odd numbers!  Appears in Spring 2002 [Georgia Council of Teachers of Mathematics] Reflections.

• “Numbers Man” is a whimsical "math love song" I imagined my dad could have written for my mom, whom he got to know by being her calculus tutor (lyrics and music written by Lesser). Appears in March 1999 Humanistic Mathematics Network Journal.

 

 


   

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